I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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