Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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