This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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