the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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