you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Randomize
