hell yes lets make some ravioli
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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