some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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