Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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