Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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