U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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