soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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