I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
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