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(619): View more from California

i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...

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(228): View more from Mississippi

He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.

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(315): View more from New York

I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours

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(301): View more from Maryland

Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?

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(678): View more from Georgia

I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore

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(630): View more from Illinois

This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP

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(720): View more from Colorado

I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.

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(248): View more from Michigan

I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.

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(323): View more from California

Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.

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