At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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