..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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