My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Randomize