it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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