Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
one two three fourrrrnication!
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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