There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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