with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Dick very happy bro
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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