People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
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I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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