whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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