Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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