I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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