I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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