is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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