my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
