Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Randomize
