There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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