Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
When are your genitals available?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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