absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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