So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
he shaved USA in his pubs
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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