My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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