It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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