Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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