I'm going to jail i love you
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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