He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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