yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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