ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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