Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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