Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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