He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
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A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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