I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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