What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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