Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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