She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
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