I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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