I wanna bring you to show and tell
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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