I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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