well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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