That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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