i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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