just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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