Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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