if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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